By Chris Sabga

Cash wants to give Jack a "glimpse" of what his
life could have been like if he had chosen a different path. That path involves
a knockout named Kate, who he left behind. Played by the gorgeous Téa Leoni, she
almost seems worth the trade-off.
In the alternate "glimpse," Jack's big bucks and
fast Ferrari are gone – replaced by a wife, a couple of kids, a minivan, and a
lot less money.
Family and happiness trump money and material gain, right?
It's a message that's easy to agree with. Unfortunately, the
movie does absolutely nothing to convince me that Jack's new life is better
than his old one. That's ultimately where "The Family Man" fails. As
easy on the eyes as Téa Leoni may be, even she's not enough.
The plot summary on IMDB.com refers to "The Family
Man" as a "modern-day Frank Capra story." The director of
"It's a Wonderful Life" must be rolling in his grave. Both movies are
actually quite different anyway – with the biggest difference being that one of
them is good.
Clocking in at over
two excruciating hours, "The Family Man's" bloated running time will
have you praying for your own guardian angel and alternate life. In my alternate life, I envision myself
watching a completely different movie. Here are four other options...
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Comfort and Joy
(2003): A workaholic, Jane (played by "The Facts of Life's" Nancy
McKeon), crashes her car and wakes up with a new family. There's no
"guardian angel" in this version of the story, but Jane still
remembers her old life and wants to return to it. Can her new hubby and two
adorable kids convince her that economic wealth isn't as important as family?
TV veterans Dixie Carter and Paul Dooley show up as her parents.
A Family Thanksgiving
(2010): Like Cage and McKeon, Daphne Zuniga plays Claudia, a work-first,
everything else-later stuffed suit. It takes a "mysterious woman"
(Faye Dunaway, light years away from her glory days) to show her what could
have been. Suddenly, Claudia is dealing with a husband, two kids, and potty
training. She remembers her old life, but no one from her law firm remembers
her anymore.

Me Again (2012): The
main actors aren't Nic Cage or Don Cheadle. They aren't even Nancy McKeon, John
Ratzenberger, or Daphne Zuniga. But this movie's crazy take on the "Family
Man" concept more than makes up for it. It involves two versions of the
same person walking around and "Quantum Leap"-like body-jumping. Bruce
McGill and "Touched by an Angel's" Della Reese appear in small
supporting roles.
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These films use the formula established by "The Family
Man" to varying degrees. They're either TV productions or direct-to-DVD
releases. None of them have a-list actors or a big budget. They're not even
"great movies" for the most part. But they're all better than
"The Family Man" because they actually manage to convince me that
their characters' "alternate lives" are indeed the better fork in the
road.